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Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33626) - you deserved it (6913)

On 11/11/2011 at 6:50am - health - by apparentfatty (woman) - Canada

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Slip penis enlargement pills in his drinks. ;D

#3 - On 11/11/2011 at 10:05am by Yellow_Fish79

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Well, show him that you think he's constipated by slipping laxatives into his morning coffee.

#4 - On 11/11/2011 at 10:05am by Miss_Michaela

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