Today, I have been pissing blood for 2 hours, ever since some douche in a Nixon mask ran up and slugged me in the kidney. FML
by Nixontones / 10/14/2011 at 11:09am / United States (Illinois) / Health
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Hope you are posting this from a hospital bed. Get well soon.
#1 - On 10/14/2011 at 12:52pm by awagh666
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Might wanna get that checked out...
#3 - On 10/14/2011 at 12:54pm by alliewillie
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