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Today, I have been pissing blood for 2 hours, ever since some douche in a Nixon mask ran up and slugged me in the kidney. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32184) - you deserved it (2069)

On 10/14/2011 at 11:09am - health - by Nixontones - United States (Illinois)

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Hope you are posting this from a hospital bed. Get well soon.

#1 - On 10/14/2011 at 12:52pm by awagh666

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Might wanna get that checked out...

#3 - On 10/14/2011 at 12:54pm by alliewillie

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