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Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees and I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush and said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML

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On 05/09/2009 at 11:38pm - health - by busybee (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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What an asshole. Even if you weren't allergic that would still have sucked. Seriously, what the hell? "Look, there's a swarm of bees! Let's jump in and see if you're allergic or not!"

#3 - On 05/10/2009 at 6:07am by TydusArandor

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You should go out on a second date to a canyon. Give him a little nudge and see how he likes the fall.

#12 - On 05/10/2009 at 6:21am by 24788

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