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Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees and I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush and said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49279) - you deserved it (3739)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:38pm - health - by busybee (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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