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Today, I had to spend the morning and afternoon waiting for my uncle to take a crap after his hernia surgery. It never happened, and in the end I drove home, only to find the highway just as backed up as my uncle's colon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19585) - you deserved it (2684)

On 09/08/2011 at 4:47pm - health - by wilmerjean - United States

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more like f his life for having an inconsiderate nephew/niece..

#3 - On 09/08/2011 at 7:42pm by X8PX

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it couldve been worse. I bet he wasn't thrilled either

#2 - On 09/08/2011 at 7:42pm by ilovetylerseguin

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