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Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22483) - you deserved it (13149)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:02am - health - by Bigpoppa0507 - Canada

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That takes skill

#2 - On 08/31/2011 at 12:46pm by crabbyabby718

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Clearly "playing with bubble wrap" is a euphemism for masturbation. Be more careful next time, big boy.

#4 - On 08/31/2011 at 12:50pm by DocBastard

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