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If you wanted a circumcision you might let someone with a sharpie near your cock. I don't see why anyone would want to draw a face on a cock though :/

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Only the OP's girlfriend and him will see this though, At least he wasn't duct taped to the ceiling and painted like a clown :)

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You're girlfriend, my dear sir, is awesome! Or should I say: Ta copine, mon cher monsieur, est impressionnant!

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Translation: your companion/significant other, something about dear man, is impressive. The other guy then said you were intelligent. I'm so smart at French I think.

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Actually, I said "Your companion, my (mon) dear (cher) sir (monsieur),[...]" But I did make a mistake when I translated #14's comment :) I beg you pardoooon ;D

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Umm what lol yo no se lo que están hablando =( pero me sale chistoso gracias por haciendo me reír un poco =)

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Imagine if the alcohol gets in his penis hole...Oh dear God!!! I'm a woman and I can still feel that. Let me just say that this is not the best idea...

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96- DAMN! Is that how you talk to your elders? If you disagree, just say it. You don't necessarily have to insult her. She is 49 and you're 16...

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Lmao This reminds me of the Robot Chicken episode where this guy got a penis transplant from a serial killer and his dick started trying to kill people.

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