By KJL - 29/08/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML
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Johnothan 0

That's hilarious. He's winning

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Johnothan 0

That's hilarious. He's winning

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FFPulley 9

It's really cramped in here *stop* you must realease us *stop* we will destroy your sense of smell *stop* that is all *stop*

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bubble25_fml 5

Dear human *stop* please stop eating spicy Mexican food *stop* You are slowly destroying us *stop*

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crabbyabby718 0

Beans beans the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you piss off your wife

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MichellinMan 20

This is probably one of the funniest fmls I have ever read.... Your dad is a tard

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itsmeyippie 0

69, if anyone is a tard it is you, atleast the HUSBAND knows how to read

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ducttapewallet 7

I dot know about yours, but mine are. They told me I need more fiber. Good to know and completely relevant. Awesome.

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Keyman1212 14

In the 70's, the DoD set up a sleeper agent system, where they trained little children to use Morris Code while farting to communicate, and protect the nation's secrets. Obviously he's about to be reactivated.

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laneylovesu2 3

S.O.S.! You are going to have a painful shit later. Just thought I'd warn you.

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FFPulley 9

94- it's Morse code, not Morris. Just thought I'd help you out there a bit.

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ImFrackinBored 13

Just like Charlie Sheen...

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walterism 0

your husband might be a genius

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Mipz 2

That's one I've never heard before. o.o

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BehindU 5

Elephants are the only mammals with feet that cant jump thats one you haven't heard before...

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FernAdele 9

you've got a good'en

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ogplusog 4

Why can't the French just speak latin?

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FernAdele 9

it's just how I usually say it :|

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IVIikey_312 0

169- this isn't a chat site.

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Stan_Cubed 7

Win for saying good'en. I use that phrase also. Its fun to say and write :)

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minisquid 9

He is. The Feds are mind controlling THROUGH FARTS *puts on tinfoil hat*

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MsMeiriona 2

That'd be the wrong end! Unless it's a tinfoil ass-hat.

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hailphire130 0

Husband: Is God trying to communicate with me through my farts?

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docscientist 9

No, silly, god communicates through massive floods and mass murder.

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ZeldaPaulThingy 17

I would like this comment a million times if I could

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overthelimit 3

that he needs to take a shit or go easy on the beans.

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wmsdubstep 6

That's actually funny LOL. Fart by him see what he says

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crinx034 0

*wife farts by husband* Husband - ... We should see other people.

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capt_awesome1 11

maybe his farts are trying to communicate with you !! :O

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