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Today, I finally got over the knee injury that has been holding back my military application for 6 months. They sent me to the optometrist, who said my eyes were too bad for service. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27483) - you deserved it (2657)

On 08/17/2011 at 8:23pm - health - by sadface (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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I think this is fate.. Hey but at least you were willing to fight for your country! That itself is amazingly honorable :)

#6 - On 08/18/2011 at 2:46am by juliaaalove

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At least you know that you need glasses now

#1 - On 08/18/2011 at 2:40am by morganrules123

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