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Today, I slipped on a plastic bag that my mom, the hoarder, was keeping on the stairs. I fell and sprained my ankle, getting rug burn in the process. Her response? Getting mad at me, putting the bag back on the stairs, then getting another to add to the pile. FML


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On 08/14/2011 at 12:36am - health - by MomLovesMeLessThanTrash - United States (California)

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Get her on TV. That's what everyone else does these days when they have a problem.

#4 - On 08/14/2011 at 6:04am by goebsy

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That has got to suck. People like the OP's mother doesn't need children in a household like that.

#3 - On 08/14/2011 at 6:04am by SherryA

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