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Today, I saw my brother's pregnant girlfriend smoking. Disgusted, I asked him why he didn't just stab her in the uterus and get it over with. He laughed like it was a joke, then cussed because he spilled his cereal. He's more concerned about spilled cereal than having a brain-damaged child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32397) - you deserved it (9044)

On 08/10/2011 at 12:46am - health - by auntoftheyear - United States (Louisiana)

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Some parents are unfortunately like that.

#1 - On 08/10/2011 at 6:03am by ohjessica

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Some people just don't deserve the right to be a parent

#5 - On 08/10/2011 at 6:05am by Marcel4

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