Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML
by preggo / 07/31/2011 at 9:16pm / United States (Nebraska) / Health
Make sure your text complies with our rules
Go with the flow all ways works.
#1 - On 08/01/2011 at 3:10am by Rico_Mal1116
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Next time say "it's yours"
#2 - On 08/01/2011 at 3:10am by tehspy1337
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