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Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32957) - you deserved it (14055)

On 07/31/2011 at 9:16pm - health - by preggo (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

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Go with the flow all ways works.

#1 - On 08/01/2011 at 3:10am by Rico_Mal1116

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Next time say "it's yours"

#2 - On 08/01/2011 at 3:10am by tehspy1337

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