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Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34602) - you deserved it (2544)

On 07/16/2011 at 8:19pm - health - by imobesejk (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Second hand smoke.

#1 - On 07/17/2011 at 3:01am by hidingout777

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she's going to beat you in that race. not a real race of course, she would be out of breath

#7 - On 07/17/2011 at 3:03am by ThorneCrossed

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