By imobesejk - 17/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 187
You deserved it 2 816

Same thing different taste

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she's going to beat you in that race. not a real race of course, she would be out of breath

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Tell her you're pregnant with your dad. Let's see what's more shocking.

enonymous 8

She's her own Surgeon General warning.

Skankles 0

Well at least she's concerned....in a sort if way.

Pregnant with your dad? The ****? Shes giving birth to her dad D:? Oh the *****-er!! How does that work.......anyways your moms a fckn douche...take her cigarette & put it out against her forehead

twizlet 0

ur a ******* idiot. daddy got her preg. dipshit

it's called second hand smoke smart one

NaggerHagger 6

I think he was referring to OP's mom

No, you're the "smart one". You failed to read the very first comment. smart one

Uhh ever tried walking away when she lights one up o_O either way fyl

Cigarette smoke can linger for quite a long time though even after their mum's lit up and finished. If her mum has a habit of smoking indoors, I really don't think the OP can escape it.

metalguy95 11

totally believable. I got pneumonia from second hand 2 years ago

BIEBERSLAYER 10

if your gonna get lung cancer from your mom you may as well start smoking the ganja yourself.

Coming from a true Sublime fan. haha.

*you're Cigarette smoke and marijuana are different. But you've probably smoked so much pot that your brain cells have died and you're now too dumb to know that.