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Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38603) - you deserved it (2295) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 11:46am - health - by Anonymous - Belgium (Liege)

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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great hospital you are at

#1 - On 07/08/2011 at 12:54pm by destr0yer

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BOOM ! Double headshot !

#10 - On 07/08/2011 at 12:59pm by Aakash04

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