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Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46038) - you deserved it (8506)

On 06/28/2011 at 3:32am - health - by disgustedgf - United States

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oh my god that's disgusting! but if your kissing him how could you not know?!

#3 - On 06/28/2011 at 9:53am by redshortsx

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That's just gross

#1 - On 06/28/2011 at 9:53am by knights95

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