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Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was just wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and um...stuff. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71062) - you deserved it (10854)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:45am - health - by Monty (man) - United States (Oregon)

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Weird fetish here...
baking cookies when being quite naked.

#7 - On 03/01/2009 at 11:00am by Ren0W

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That really sucks..aloe vera is your friend.

#4 - On 03/01/2009 at 10:15am by ?

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