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Today, my dad informed me that I will be staying in the bug-infested shed for the summer when I come to visit, due to his girlfriend's sewing workspace completely taking over the only room I've ever had at his house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28392) - you deserved it (2055)

On 06/22/2011 at 12:59am - health - by justinj360 - United States (Montana)

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I say you don't let your dad get any the whole time your there to get even

#6 - On 06/22/2011 at 6:15am by bentleysdad11611

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Since you said "visited" I assume you don't have to go stay there. Tell your dad that you won't visit unless his girlfriend moves her stuff so you can sleep in your room.

#23 - On 06/22/2011 at 6:29am by oh_hi_there

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