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Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42711) - you deserved it (3280)

On 06/15/2011 at 12:42pm - health - by Braxam - United States

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Don’t worry, that happens more than you think.

#1 - On 06/15/2011 at 4:08pm by tigerkyle92

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"my bad". I hate when people say that, such a poor, pathetic excuse for "I'm sorry"

#3 - On 06/15/2011 at 4:09pm by WCARlover

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