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Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

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On 06/13/2011 at 1:39am - health - by ow (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Limp over to his apartment and break his whole leg.

#4 - On 06/13/2011 at 5:55am by Beebow

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If you're making enough noise due to "agonizing pain" from a mere sprained ankle, I imagine you would die if you had ACTUALLY INJURED YOURSELF. Next time you have a little boo boo, try not being such a big fucking pussy and maybe your neighbor won't feel the need to yell at you, princess.

#23 - On 06/13/2011 at 8:25am by DocBastard

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