Health: Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser...

By ow - 13/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 996

You deserved it 4 773

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By stupidneighbor - 04/03/2009 17:03 - United States

Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, my neighbor chewed me out for saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on my way down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 175

You deserved it 3 534

By Crispy cripple - 05/09/2018 18:30

Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 265

You deserved it 276

Unbelievable

By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 17:39 - Spain - Mon?var

Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 977

You deserved it 3 450

Slipping up

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 23:28 - United States

Today, I slipped and sprained my ankle while shopping for a present for my husband, who later came home and tripped over my elevated leg, hurting my ankle again. Now I have an excruciating sprain, and a spouse who's furious at me because, I "shouldn't have tried to surprise him." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 362

You deserved it 2 850

Priorities

By elly - 08/04/2021 14:00

Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 779

You deserved it 171

By dannyfanny - 28/08/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 771

You deserved it 2 609

By ???? - 25/01/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 903

You deserved it 6 676

By RootalyTootToot - 29/06/2018 15:00

Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 346

You deserved it 259

By erianne - 07/05/2018 15:00

Today, the neighbors heard a blood curdling scream and called the cops, thinking I was being murdered. Nope. I just stubbed my toe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 870

You deserved it 590

Hurting over here

By wo-ow - 06/06/2014 23:09 - United States - Bronx

Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 337

You deserved it 4 329

Beebow_fml 5

Monday 13 June 2011 11:55

Limp over to his apartment and break his whole leg.

DocBastard 38

Monday 13 June 2011 14:25

If you're making enough noise due to "agonizing pain" from a mere sprained ankle, I imagine you would die if you had ACTUALLY INJURED YOURSELF. Next time you have a little boo boo, try not being such a big ******* pussy and maybe your neighbor won't feel the need to yell at you, princess.

Comments

djxoebxoab 4

Monday 13 June 2011 12:58

how was he supposed to know that u fell? I don't think u should be angry at him, just tell him what happened.

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Monday 13 June 2011 12:59

ur neighbor was probably having sex and u ruined his ******

pinkspaceboundro 0

Monday 13 June 2011 13:04

I'm still trying to figure out how someone trips over their dresser? it's not like it's a small bag or a pair of shoes- it's furniture! but them again people are hitting chipmunks with bikes???

StuckInReality89 2

Monday 13 June 2011 13:36

Agonizing pain? Try giving birth, THEN talk about agonizing pain.

larisonr 4

Monday 13 June 2011 15:16

I'm pretty sure women just take advantage of the fact that men'll never know, and just fake the whole "pain" thing. Walk in the park, I bet.

thebestof1984 0

Monday 13 June 2011 15:20

^ ya, cause a 8lb babies feels soooo good coming out of a small hole! We fooled you men!!!!

darkmis1 17

Monday 13 June 2011 18:32

8 pounds? I was 6 pounds when I was born. Still not looking forward to going through that myself though...

kei1108 13

Tuesday 14 June 2011 8:00

Ugh. I accidentally thumbed up his comment. You have no idea what you're talking about. So don't.

jeffandjeff 22

Monday 12 August 2013 22:35

Well if someone is in agony over a sprained ankle then giving birth would be near impossible for them.

ExtremeEncounter 32

Wednesday 2 September 2015 22:43

Of course you have to bring up pregnancy. Supremacy amiright?! Oh, that one guy was nearly tortured to death with knives and scalpels, you're such a pussy for reacting naturally to physical injury, what a bitch! Can, can you feel it, the sarcasm? I sure can.