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Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22692) - you deserved it (11469)

On 06/10/2011 at 9:32pm - health - by 8sq (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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I got my tongue ring stuck in a fork. just when I got it pierced. Most painful thing ever.

#2 - On 06/10/2011 at 11:49pm by aubrey1

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that's forking horrible op, fork your life for sure.

#18 - On 06/10/2011 at 11:54pm by lmaoatall

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