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Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59064) - you deserved it (4534)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

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"Mom, can I let the internet outside for a pee?"
"NOOOO! Never do that under any circumstances!"

#6 - On 06/02/2011 at 10:13am by iAmScrubs

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#1 - On 06/02/2011 at 10:11am by blahblahblah5_x

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