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Today, I'm the coach of a football team. To celebrate winning a game, they poured a cooler of blue Gatorade over my head. This would've been great, if not for the fact that I'm highly allergic to blue food dye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29182) - you deserved it (2201)

On 05/19/2011 at 7:32pm - health - by blue. -

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Did people just stand there and watch you go into anaphylatic shock, thinking it was your celebration dance?

#2 - On 05/20/2011 at 2:53am by kingtz

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Are you gonna dye?

#18 - On 05/20/2011 at 3:25am by mrahhhhh

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