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Today, I ate some hardboiled eggs for breakfast, not knowing they were practically rotten. My whole day has consisted of vomit-inducing sulfuric farts and diarrhea. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20080) - you deserved it (6438)

On 05/18/2011 at 3:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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