Today, I ate some hardboiled eggs for breakfast, not knowing they were practically rotten. My whole day has consisted of vomit-inducing sulfuric farts and diarrhea. FML
by Anonymous / 05/18/2011 at 3:26am / United States (California) / Health
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What did the egg say to the hot water?
Wait I just got laid it's going to take a while to get hard.
#9 - On 05/18/2011 at 10:08am by sweet_candy_
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