By Anonymous - 18/05/2011 07:26 - United States

Today, I ate some hardboiled eggs for breakfast, not knowing they were practically rotten. My whole day has consisted of vomit-inducing sulfuric farts and diarrhea. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 358
You deserved it 9 324

Same thing different taste

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What did the egg say to the hot water? Wait I just got laid it's going to take a while to get hard.

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I had to vote YDI because you ate multiple rotten eggs. I'd give you the benefit of the doubt about the first one - maybe you just popped the whole thing in your mouth before you noticed the smell. But surely after you tasted that you would have examined the others more closely and realized they were rotten too. And yet you ate them anyway! Totally your fault.

resultedorc 0

61- The only reason I laughed was because I imagined that cat in your picture saying that.

tykiej 0

How fun!!! Sounds like something my husband would enjoy.

"I like eggs.." amanda show reference (:

That porceline is in for a shitty day ur significant other(if u have 1) will probably run from u now how don't u know the eggs were rotten they should have smelled bad udeserve this dumbass

how did you not know they were rotten?'

PrimeStarscream 30

You ate them anyway, so YDI.

They DIDN'T know that the eggs were almost rotten

P1Nk13 7

hardboiled eggs already smell like fresh farts, so obviously op wouldnt be able to tell...