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Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML

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On 05/06/2011 at 12:27am - health - by Koda -

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Did your butt hurt each time you woke up?

#1 - On 05/06/2011 at 5:47am by KennKenn

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Damn OP, you need to keep a Blood sugar monitor nearby to prevent future incidents. Maybe you can keep it in a black pouch that looks like a change purse.

#14 - On 05/06/2011 at 6:18am by HeavyMetalViking

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