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Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27310) - you deserved it (3906)

On 05/02/2011 at 9:41pm - health - by wtf1234 - United States

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Your boyfriend sounds like an overenthusiastic dog. Flying up to chase a frisbee, honestly.

#10 - On 05/03/2011 at 3:12am by ambowew

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That's disc-gusting.

#7 - On 05/03/2011 at 3:09am by TheIrishJaneDoe

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