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Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10667) - you deserved it (124560)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:01am - health - by sadcase - Australia

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Painful .. but YDI for trying to straighten your eyelashes! For FUN?

#1 - On 04/12/2011 at 1:22pm by CathyCraaazy

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Try your pubes next.

#3 - On 04/12/2011 at 1:23pm by amerwin

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