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Today, as a going away present after five years of military service and one combat tour, the hospital scheduled me for a prostate exam. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24562) - you deserved it (3578)

On 04/08/2011 at 12:09pm - health - by jonh_215 - United States

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From what I've heard, those exams can be excruciatingly pleasurable. Enjoy your intense boner and I hope you have someone to drain it on or in.

#11 - On 04/08/2011 at 5:39pm by perdix

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Happy going away! May your prostate always be healthy. :D

#3 - On 04/08/2011 at 5:33pm by MysticMint

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