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Today, I was going to my prom. My mom knows I want to drink so to prevent me, she made sure I took my prescription medicine before I left. I guess her way of stopping me from drinking is killing myself If I do. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14561) - you deserved it (34751)

On 03/26/2011 at 8:26pm - health - by coolkid111 - United States (New York)

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Then don't drink, duh.

#2 - On 03/27/2011 at 3:16am by jess6blondie9

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You need help

#1 - On 03/27/2011 at 3:14am by littlemissperfec

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