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Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41078) - you deserved it (2207)

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awww im sorry. Adopt??

#2 - On 03/26/2011 at 3:10am by Littlemiss__LOL

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we all thought my sister was sterile and she is pregnant now so there is hope for u OP. sometimes the doctors are wrong.

#13 - On 03/26/2011 at 3:20am by twinmum

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