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Today, I decided to improve my posture by sitting through all of my classes with my shoulders and back completely straight. Pretty soon I couldn't move my shoulders at all. I had to go to the chiropractor. It turns out that in trying to improve my posture, I misaligned my spine instead. FML

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On 03/07/2011 at 2:39pm - health - by Less (woman) - Reserved

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You should see a real physician. Of course a chiropractor will tell you your spine is misaligned, otherwise he doesn't get paid. Chiropractic was invented by a guy who healed with magnets and invented some magical "flow" that his "adjustments" were helping... there is not ONE IOTA of scientific evidence supporting this quackery.

#21 - On 03/07/2011 at 8:21pm by krez

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how ironic :P

#3 - On 03/07/2011 at 7:16pm by DropDead77

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