Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML
by Anonymous / 03/07/2011 at 1:17pm / United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent) / Health
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Well, when you don't pop a baby out in 9 months, you'll get to be right.
#3 - On 03/07/2011 at 5:09pm by kmarrs
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that happens to me all the time. people will always assume that you are pregnant if you are a girl that got sick in the morning, and it will stick with you forever.
#4 - On 03/07/2011 at 5:13pm by beautifulbeau
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