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Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML

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On 03/07/2011 at 1:17pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

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Well, when you don't pop a baby out in 9 months, you'll get to be right.

#3 - On 03/07/2011 at 5:09pm by kmarrs

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that happens to me all the time. people will always assume that you are pregnant if you are a girl that got sick in the morning, and it will stick with you forever.

#4 - On 03/07/2011 at 5:13pm by beautifulbeau

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