Today, I dried my hands on the same towel I used this morning to wipe up a few shards of glass. You can't see the small splinters in my hands, but believe me, I can feel them. FML
by Anonymous / 03/04/2011 at 12:18pm / Germany (Schleswig-Holstein) / Health
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I don't suggest masturbating today.
#2 - On 03/04/2011 at 5:13pm by amerwin
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who uses a towel to clean up glass?
#11 - On 03/04/2011 at 5:24pm by Thisismoses
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