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Today, I dried my hands on the same towel I used this morning to wipe up a few shards of glass. You can't see the small splinters in my hands, but believe me, I can feel them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12241) - you deserved it (35951)

On 03/04/2011 at 12:18pm - health - by Anonymous - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

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I don't suggest masturbating today.

#2 - On 03/04/2011 at 5:13pm by amerwin

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who uses a towel to clean up glass?

#11 - On 03/04/2011 at 5:24pm by Thisismoses

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