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Today, my roommate complained about his penis being smelly and itchy. It's been a week. Yesterday he woke me up in the middle of the night, asking if I had some kind of Vaseline or moisturizer he could use for the itching. He still refuses to go to the doctor. FML

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On 02/13/2011 at 7:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

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Drag his ass to the doctor, or well, his penis really. Just hold on to it (I recommend wearing gloves) and don't let go until you put him in a chair in the doctor's office.

Freaking nasty roommate, yuck. FYL.

#3 - On 02/14/2011 at 3:10am by Doortje

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I would not touch any of his personal stuff, or use his sheets/bed !

#2 - On 02/14/2011 at 3:10am by capt_awesome1

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