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Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30704) - you deserved it (2336)

On 02/08/2011 at 4:39pm - health - by scratchy -

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The only way to reclaim your honor is to kill them.

#5 - On 02/09/2011 at 3:10am by AkeemKN

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b_tch move, put some itching powder on his towel before he/she take a shower.

#3 - On 02/09/2011 at 3:04am by CabZ

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