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Today, after suffering from constipation for three days, I finally took a dump. Just as things reached the point of no return, my land line and doorbell all rang. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22805) - you deserved it (2714)

On 01/29/2011 at 1:06am - health - by Poopie (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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" the point of no return" ? that sounds like an epic shit you got there

#5 - On 01/29/2011 at 6:22am by alkaid

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Um duh, don't answer them and do your business!

#3 - On 01/29/2011 at 6:20am by TahoeFMler

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