Today, I was given the ultimate ultimatum: either I suffer excruciating stomach pains and remain a hostage to the porcelain whirlpool goddess, or I stop taking pain medication and face the wrath of a raging infection in my jaw. FML

by Damn.... / 01/28/2011 at 2:26pm / United States (Colorado) / Health

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  • Or option 3- go see a reputable factor who will treat the infection rather than just hurl a prescription for Vicodin at you like some two-bit hack. Jesus, I think some "doctors" get their MD degrees out of a fucking Cracker Jack box.

    #19 - On 01/28/2011 at 5:19pm by DocBastard

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  • You have to choose between an infection and a goddess? Tsk, you've got to be kidding me, what are you whining about?!

    #17 - On 01/28/2011 at 5:17pm by Doortje

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