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Today, I was given the ultimate ultimatum: either I suffer excruciating stomach pains and remain a hostage to the porcelain whirlpool goddess, or I stop taking pain medication and face the wrath of a raging infection in my jaw. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20936) - you deserved it (2059)

On 01/28/2011 at 2:26pm - health - by Damn.... (man) - United States (Colorado)

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You have to choose between an infection and a goddess? Tsk, you've got to be kidding me, what are you whining about?!

#17 - On 01/28/2011 at 5:17pm by Doortje

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"hostage to a porcelain whirlpool goddess"

I think you've had enough pain medication for today...

#32 - On 01/28/2011 at 5:36pm by Triumvirate

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