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Today, I braved the winter weather conditions to get to a clinic for a prescription anti-diarrhea medication. When I arrived to find it closed, I turned around to walk to my car where I slipped on the ice. The impact made me simultaneously bruise my elbow and shit myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32676) - you deserved it (3212)

On 01/21/2011 at 10:13am - health - by chelseaface (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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you should have worn a diaper.

#2 - On 01/21/2011 at 12:58pm by rickydebacle

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The clinic was closed, but your anus wasn't.

#32 - On 01/21/2011 at 2:34pm by AlexBuda

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