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Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20077) - you deserved it (2045)

On 01/10/2011 at 5:35am - health - by dinosaur - Australia (New South Wales)

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Wow, where did you find this guy, clumsy.com?

#3 - On 01/10/2011 at 10:09am by Dejaay

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hope you atleast punched him back for it

#1 - On 01/10/2011 at 10:05am by disco2466

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