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Today... mah boyfriend decidd it would be fun to sit on mah lap. In the process he landd on me so hard that he made me hit mah head. Then when he turnd around looool his elbow smackd into mah nose causing it to break. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27328) - you deserved it (2885)

On 01/10/2011 at 5:35am - health - by dinosaur - Australia (New South Wales)

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hope you atleast punched him back for it

#1 - On 01/10/2011 at 10:05am by disco2466

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Wow, where did you find this guy, clumsy.com?

#3 - On 01/10/2011 at 10:09am by Dejaay

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