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Today, as the clock struck twelve for the new year, I was in the bathroom having a nosebleed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26219) - you deserved it (3922)

On 01/01/2011 at 10:37am - health - by cauteriseme (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

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"Get out of the bathroom, you've been in there since last year!"

#31 - On 01/01/2011 at 5:38pm by Primus

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lay off the blow for a bit.

#1 - On 01/01/2011 at 1:54pm by kweenbitch

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