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Today, I fell over on the bus. X-Rays revealed not only that I have been growing extra bones in my foot, but that when I fell, I crushed all of them. Doctors don't know how to fix bones that aren't supposed to be there, so they're just going to cut them out. Two days before Christmas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34079) - you deserved it (2309)

On 12/19/2010 at 4:17am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)

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Ask if you can keep the freak bones! You can make a necklace as a gift!

#6 - On 12/19/2010 at 10:36am by Trace01m

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On the first day of Christmas my doctor gave to me...no bones in my foot.

#22 - On 12/19/2010 at 11:06am by pamelax3

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