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Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30450) - you deserved it (3582)

On 12/17/2010 at 4:48am - health - by dmsmcd (woman) - United States (California)

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you have shitty frends I swear to god if they did that to me I would rip off their tits/ nuts off

#3 - On 12/17/2010 at 6:13am by jewban

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i have some sleeping disorder I just can't remember what it's called. I can only sleep every couple of days so I know your pain D:

#2 - On 12/17/2010 at 6:12am by Dweron

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