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Today, I read that using vegetable oil would give your legs a smooth feel, especially if you haven't shaved for weeks. So I tried it out. My legs felt slimy, the oil clogged up the blades, and I was reduced to shaving my legs with a naked razor head and soapy water. Endlessly smooth indeed. FML


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On 12/13/2010 at 8:55pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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You idiot, you use a tiny amount of oil AFTER you shave!!!

#7 - On 12/14/2010 at 3:27am by kitsuneluvuh

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I've never heard of shaving your legs with oil.... apparently it's a bad idea.

#2 - On 12/14/2010 at 3:17am by Brittneyyyy

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