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Today, I was extremely constipated. This is a side effect of the medication I take to alleviate my stomach condition. Due to this same condition I can't eat much roughage. We have no laxatives or stool softeners, and I have been shitting bricks for three days. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16148) - you deserved it (2599)

On 12/07/2010 at 9:38pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Obtain laxatives.

#5 - On 12/08/2010 at 3:20am by Quest_

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atleast when you tell people you shit brix, you're telling the truth.

#1 - On 12/08/2010 at 3:11am by Br00talsex

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