Today, I took a nap because I've been sick for the past week and I was exhausted. When I woke up, my hair, shirt, pillow, and bedsheets were soaked. I threw up all over myself in my sleep. FML
by Anonymous / 12/05/2010 at 1:25pm / Singapore / Health
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I've done this when I was sick once. lucky you didn't choke to death.
#8 - On 12/05/2010 at 6:03pm by snapperhead
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That sucks, but you could've died if you didn't open your mouth when...it came out. You would've suffocated on your own vomit. So, embarrassing funeral dodged, right?
#18 - On 12/05/2010 at 6:38pm by albertaeinstein
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