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Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23725) - you deserved it (10159)

On 11/27/2010 at 10:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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Damn.

#1 - On 11/27/2010 at 1:51pm by Matias_Says_FML

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At least you're not sick....

#5 - On 11/27/2010 at 1:55pm by catatonicsleep

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