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Today, I found out that people can get ringworm from cats. I found out because I have ringworm. I don't have a cat. Then I remembered I helped a friend move about two weeks ago, and spent the night sharing a bed with her cat. That's the last time I ever help her move. FML

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On 11/16/2010 at 2:13am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

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last time you help her move? that's a bit extreme don't ya think? how's about next time you just don't share a bed with a pussy afterwards?

#8 - On 11/16/2010 at 6:15am by pennies_lane

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That sucks, just from sharing a bed with a cat? lol

#4 - On 11/16/2010 at 6:06am by xThatAsianGurlx

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