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Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27387) - you deserved it (4266)

On 11/15/2010 at 10:25pm - health - by n0taplumber - United States (Indiana)

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Well, Apple does tell us that their iPods are cutting edge technology.

#9 - On 11/16/2010 at 3:07am by Triumvirate

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What else would you use to find things between couch cushions? Toes?

#12 - On 11/16/2010 at 3:08am by Porschephile

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