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Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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On 11/11/2010 at 8:30am - health - by sweet_stufz - Canada (Ontario)

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That stinks.

#3 - On 11/11/2010 at 10:31am by Matias_Says_FML

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Pretend it wasn't yours ;)

#1 - On 11/11/2010 at 10:30am by marinus

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